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#51: Election You!
(Sigh) Since the local News will not cover me now I have to make my own news report….
“So Senator how do you plan to change America?”
“Ahem.. Well, first I would…..”
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This is Bob Flynn broadcasting from the year 2008.
That’s right…I’ve beamed myself from our current year, 1967, to 41 years in the future. Ladies and gentlemen, tonight I present to you, “The Future!”
Here in 2008 everyone has a computer and is mind controlled by “YouTube,” a giant corporate entity that transmits television signals via a series of tubes called, “The Internets.” Apparently, a camera can take images of your life, called “videos,” and transmit — or what they call “upload” — your videos into the vast YouTube system as a means of public humiliation and shame….
Check. Check. Is this thing on?
You say the bathroom is that way?
…Then I took this finger, and shoved it right up his…
“Vote for him”. he whisper.