(Sigh) Since the local News will not cover me now I have to make my own news report….
“So Senator how do you plan to change America?”
“Ahem.. Well, first I would…..”
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This is Bob Flynn broadcasting from the year 2008.
That’s right…I’ve beamed myself from our current year, 1967, to 41 years in the future. Ladies and gentlemen, tonight I present to you, “The Future!”
Here in 2008 everyone has a computer and is mind controlled by “YouTube,” a giant corporate entity that transmits television signals via a series of tubes called, “The Internets.” Apparently, a camera can take images of your life, called “videos,” and transmit — or what they call “upload” — your videos into the vast YouTube system as a means of public humiliation and shame….
Sep 5th, 2008 at 5:43 am
(Sigh) Since the local News will not cover me now I have to make my own news report….
“So Senator how do you plan to change America?”
“Ahem.. Well, first I would…..”
Sep 5th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This is Bob Flynn broadcasting from the year 2008.
That’s right…I’ve beamed myself from our current year, 1967, to 41 years in the future. Ladies and gentlemen, tonight I present to you, “The Future!”
Here in 2008 everyone has a computer and is mind controlled by “YouTube,” a giant corporate entity that transmits television signals via a series of tubes called, “The Internets.” Apparently, a camera can take images of your life, called “videos,” and transmit — or what they call “upload” — your videos into the vast YouTube system as a means of public humiliation and shame….
Sep 5th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Check. Check. Is this thing on?
You say the bathroom is that way?
Oct 13th, 2008 at 6:24 am
…Then I took this finger, and shoved it right up his…
Oct 13th, 2008 at 8:05 am
“Vote for him”. he whisper.