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#48: Library Report Card
The Seattle Public Library asks students to give it a report card. The results were not what they expected.
“What this library really needs….”
“…. is a bad ass roller coaster!”
“…..”
“wooooosssshhhh”
Well…Yes, this is the blueprints. No….I am not actually an architect, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn once.
A BELLY LIKE GRAPH OF READING BOOKS TREND
Reporter (from the audience): Sir? Or Ma’am? Uh, whatever…you with the graph.
It: Yes?
Reporter: So, you’re saying time not only moves in one direction, but it has a large bump?
It: Yes.
Reporter: What do you call this…phenomenon?
It: Timebump.
Reporter: What does it do?
It: Slows down time that is going too fast. But only in rich neighborhoods.
Reporter: What about the middle class?
It: Timehump.
our cock sell are in the ground, cause erveryone is on it.