Comments on: #45: What does this do?

By: Paul

Paul — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 21:26:34 +0000

Agent 1: And you say you confiscated this from some guys who were building it in their garage outside of Seattle?

Agent 2: Yes sir.

Agent 1: Names?

Agent 3: “Gates” and “Allen,” I believe.

Agent 1: You found a note in the garage next to this?

Agent 2: Yes sir. It mentioned something about a “Blue Screen of Death.”

Agent 1: Okay, pick them up and have them arrested. I believe this machine was going to be used for terrorism — pure evil. Hmm. Unbelievable…unbelievable.

By: Paul

Paul — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 21:15:37 +0000

Dude…Matlock! In the background. No, not there…between baldy and hairy. Yeah!

By: Paul

Paul — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 21:14:51 +0000

We don’t know what it does, but it makes a lot of funny noises like, “Click, whirrrl, ding ding, bang, zzzooozoooozooo, pppt pppt pppt, cht cht cht cht and fffferrrrttt.”

Hmm…interesting.

By: Paul

Paul — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 21:12:47 +0000

Huh. Really?

By: Fourbux

Fourbux — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 17:10:16 +0000

Yeah, the brain of the machine is back there, but here is where the magic happens. Put a raw potato in this side, and the cooked french fries come out here!

By: elliot

elliot — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:33:54 +0000

This machine will make a lotion that will replace your hair. I have not used it but Ted here did.