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  1. elliot

    This machine will make a lotion that will replace your hair. I have not used it but Ted here did.

  2. Fourbux

    Yeah, the brain of the machine is back there, but here is where the magic happens. Put a raw potato in this side, and the cooked french fries come out here!

  3. Paul

    Huh. Really?

  4. Paul

    We don’t know what it does, but it makes a lot of funny noises like, “Click, whirrrl, ding ding, bang, zzzooozoooozooo, pppt pppt pppt, cht cht cht cht and fffferrrrttt.”

    Hmm…interesting.

  5. Paul

    Dude…Matlock! In the background. No, not there…between baldy and hairy. Yeah!

  6. Paul

    Agent 1: And you say you confiscated this from some guys who were building it in their garage outside of Seattle?

    Agent 2: Yes sir.

    Agent 1: Names?

    Agent 3: “Gates” and “Allen,” I believe.

    Agent 1: You found a note in the garage next to this?

    Agent 2: Yes sir. It mentioned something about a “Blue Screen of Death.”

    Agent 1: Okay, pick them up and have them arrested. I believe this machine was going to be used for terrorism — pure evil. Hmm. Unbelievable…unbelievable.

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