Yeah, the brain of the machine is back there, but here is where the magic happens. Put a raw potato in this side, and the cooked french fries come out here!
We don’t know what it does, but it makes a lot of funny noises like, “Click, whirrrl, ding ding, bang, zzzooozoooozooo, pppt pppt pppt, cht cht cht cht and fffferrrrttt.”
Agent 1: And you say you confiscated this from some guys who were building it in their garage outside of Seattle?
Agent 2: Yes sir.
Agent 1: Names?
Agent 3: “Gates” and “Allen,” I believe.
Agent 1: You found a note in the garage next to this?
Agent 2: Yes sir. It mentioned something about a “Blue Screen of Death.”
Agent 1: Okay, pick them up and have them arrested. I believe this machine was going to be used for terrorism — pure evil. Hmm. Unbelievable…unbelievable.
Jul 25th, 2008 at 8:33 am
This machine will make a lotion that will replace your hair. I have not used it but Ted here did.
Jul 25th, 2008 at 10:10 am
Yeah, the brain of the machine is back there, but here is where the magic happens. Put a raw potato in this side, and the cooked french fries come out here!
Jul 31st, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Huh. Really?
Jul 31st, 2008 at 2:14 pm
We don’t know what it does, but it makes a lot of funny noises like, “Click, whirrrl, ding ding, bang, zzzooozoooozooo, pppt pppt pppt, cht cht cht cht and fffferrrrttt.”
Hmm…interesting.
Jul 31st, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Dude…Matlock! In the background. No, not there…between baldy and hairy. Yeah!
Jul 31st, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Agent 1: And you say you confiscated this from some guys who were building it in their garage outside of Seattle?
Agent 2: Yes sir.
Agent 1: Names?
Agent 3: “Gates” and “Allen,” I believe.
Agent 1: You found a note in the garage next to this?
Agent 2: Yes sir. It mentioned something about a “Blue Screen of Death.”
Agent 1: Okay, pick them up and have them arrested. I believe this machine was going to be used for terrorism — pure evil. Hmm. Unbelievable…unbelievable.