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#29: Modern Day Noah’s Ark
Cop 1: Tell those construction guys over there to use their dozers and push this ship back in the water.
Cop 2: Sure, whatever floats your boat.
“Bob’s plan for a time traveling ship didn’t quite work out.”
“You people over there, get those elephants and move them to the entrance. And hurry!”
“Oh hello Mr. Splashy Pants!”
“1-2-3 Everybody PUSH!!”
“Sir, you can’t park that here. I’m going to have to ask you to move your vehicle. Can I see your license and registration please?”
“That guy over there. Yeah…
Moron.”
“Move along, folks, Nothing to see here.”
Though the locals agreed that Bob’s Beachfront Fish & Chips Freighter was a great idea, he failed to secure a liquor license before opening.