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#28: Unsafety Training
Ah, my new Sensations 8500 vibrator has arrived.
With the thought of gas prices rising even higher, the Presidents doctor happily prepares to bring in the instrument that will be used to perform his next Colonoscopy exam.
Let’s see i know right where to put this!
“And you say this can help with my mole problem?”
“Gina suddenly turns evil and robs a bank… WITH A MISSILE!”
“And inside this time capsule, I have placed my retirement funds. The lock is sealed until, um, actually it’s sealed until the year 2220, that’s not good.”
“I haven’t held anything this big in my hand since my night at the strip-club.”
“Which end makes the boom noise!?”
It shoots through schools.
Missile while you work.
Hey guys, I’m bored.
Oh, I have an idea. Let’s see who can balance an unsafe piece of ordnance the longest! Nancy, you go first!
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