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#26: Not the right club to be in
Woman on far left: “I know! Let’s play a round of Russian Roulette!”
I hereby call this meeting of the First Wives Club to order.
“Dorothy, we’re not in Kansas anymore”
“Remember ladies, we shot to kill, none of this ‘wounding’ bulls*!t. Three shots to the chest to bring em down, one in the head to finish em off. Got it? Great, let’s do this!”
This is really great. I was at the supermarket in the express lane 15 items or less. So this guy in front on me has twenty items. I tell him it’s the express lane with 15 items or less. Get this, he then says “so what, so shoot me”…..
“Now, with AVON brand Super-Dyne Ammunition, your powder stays drier, longer, and without sacrificing recoil control…”
“Gun control means holding it with two hands”
Meanwhile, somewhere in Texas….